woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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