it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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