So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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