Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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