I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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