I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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