I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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