We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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