it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I have post one night stand depression
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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