walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Help. Why am I so naked?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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