NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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