I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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