But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so let's talk penis.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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