The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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