got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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