The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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