Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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