In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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