she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
