Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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