Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Randomize
