Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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