I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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