glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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