i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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