cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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