This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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