So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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