I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
what day is it and did you see me today?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she peed on how many people?
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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