she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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