that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
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I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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