physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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