So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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