I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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