I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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