Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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