all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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