I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
And then he peed in my hair
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