with your own penis?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
