I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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