BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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