Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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