ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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