sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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