her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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