I'm going to jail i love you
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
