quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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