Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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