quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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