put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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