Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
