I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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