don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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