she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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