Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
she told me i tasted like america
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
