nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
kristin has been a bad kristin
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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