Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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