We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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