I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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